Made a lovely discovery this morning when I received a Twitter follow from Newsericks.com: ["(as in News Limericks), a tongue-in-cheek rhyming account of the daily news (admittedly with a liberal bias)." http://bit.ly/AatcEe]
Of course, I clicked on the link–what fun! So, in response, I must add one of my poetic commentaries, albeit an old one, that I delivered in 2006 on my Court TV segment, The Crier Wire.
A slightly irate viewer had emailed her objection to my Valentine’s Day message to President Bush wherein I complained about the veil of secrecy covering issues like Iraq, Katrina and domestic spying. I suggested that “communication, honesty and the ability to admit when you’re wrong” is key to any successful relationship–including one between a President and the public.
Irene gave me an earful–but did so in rhyme. How could I let that pass? Here is our exchange (February 16, 2006).
From Irene:
Ahhh Miss Crier, seems you’ve sunk one notch
Your show was for me the one show to watch
Have I missed something? The President on trial?
Absolutely not, so why all the guile?
Don’t get me wrong, it’s your show, feel free to speak
But isn’t Court TV about the trial of the week?
A show about trials from the mild to the celebrity
A show about truth, about justice, and about ultimate finality
Instead you sent a sour valentine to our Commander in Chief
One even I wouldn’t receive if it came wrapped in gold leaf
You’ve tainted the day, one meant for love and for giving
Into your platform of blasting, and lashings and personal misgivings
Perhaps the last ten minutes of your show would be better spent
On the missing or the lost instead of your left bent
But not to worry Miss Crier, your show will still fit me just fine
Except I’ll be watching from 2:00 to 2:49, pacific standard time.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Irene
My response:
Ah, Irene, I’m glad that you wrote
Apparently my views have struck quite a note
Why cover the president during this hour?
Because scrutiny extends to those with such power
To follow our laws, or break them at will
Whether in the White House or on Capitol Hill
I think that a show that puts justice on trial
Should question the big guys just once in a while
When leaders are secretive with deeds they would mask
It’s time for reporters to take them to task
Democrats, Republicans, V.P.s fair game
About pay-offs and spying and Valerie Plame
I’m sorry to anger, I mean no offense
But I’d rather protect Democracy, hence
I’ll continue to mouth off, to probe and to pry
To question the ‘how’, the ‘when’ and the ‘why’
I don’t see myself on the left or the right
So, this independent will just say–good night!
On ocassion, I’ve stumbled across a judicial opinion delivered in rhyme. It’s amazing how even the harshest critique becomes more palatable in this form. Instead of another debate, maybe we should encourage a poetry smack-down between the remaining Republican contenders? Or a rhyme-off between Pelosi and Boehner or Reid and McConnell? Oh, come on, you know you’d watch!
Many thanks to Newsericks–I’ll be back for more!